Ugh, Square doesn’t have any way to change the name on an account - even through weird technical back-channels (the way PayPal does it).
This doesn’t seem like some shockingly rare use-case, right? People (especially women) change their names all the time.
SquarePayPal And it’s not like there’s a legal explanation. My name is now *legally wrong* in the system, with no way to correct that error – unless I rebuild my square business from scratch.